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How My Life Would Be Different Without LPA

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  • I would not have married a President.
  • I would not have attended 29 national conferences in 20 states and four countries.
  • I would not have spent so many weeks in meetings and become proficient with Robert’s Rules of Order.
  • I would not have read LPA Bylaws or cared enough to try and change them.
  • I would not have chaperoned a 17-year old at his first LPA conference.
  • I would have earned fewer frequent flyer miles.

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    • I would have stayed in fewer hotels.
    • I would have missed the free advice from medical experts in dwarfism.
    • I would not have received an LPA education scholarship.
    • I would not have posed for so many group photos.
    • The opportunity to encourage parents to raise their child with dwarfism with the same expectations and boundaries as their other children would have been lost.
    • I would not have learned the lessons that come from being in the majority.
    • River rafting in the afternoon and modeling my wedding dress in the evening would never have happened.
    • I would not have met so many celebrities or little people from all over the world.
    • Local little people communities would not have welcomed me when I moved from New Zealand to Virginia to Maryland to Ohio to New York to Florida.
    • I would get fewer emails.
    • I would not have enjoyed so much hospitality from LPA members opening their homes for meetings.
    • I would not have been a guest in so many modified LP kitchens and seen how to make my home more accessible.
    • I would not have needed a Media Resume.
    • I would have missed learning how the media censors the facts in order to promote a point of view.
    • Conservative Rush Limbaugh and Liberal Howard Stern would not have criticized me in a radio broadcast on the same day for suggesting that little people have a “cause.”
    • I would not have had to explain to so many people why the word “midget” is derogatory.
    • I would never have read so many great books written by people with dwarfism.
    • I would never have used a scooter to extend my endurance and long term joint maintenance.
    • I would not have been on the advocacy teams that defeated dwarf tossing in Chicago, Florida, and New York.
    • ATMs and credit card readers on gas pumps at my local gas station would still be out of reach.
    • My T-shirt wardrobe would be deficient.
    • I would have missed meeting other Little People with my diagnosis.
    • I would have got a lot more sleep.
    • I would have fewer friends.
    • I would not have laughed and cried so much.
    • My photo albums would not feature little people.
    • Free time would be a reality not a concept.
    • I would have missed being in the dwarfism melting pot of diagnoses, gender, ethnicity, nationality, economic and faith backgrounds.

    [In recognition of National Nonprofit Day on August 17, 2023, this post updates “How My Life Would Be Different Without LPA,” Angela Muir Van Etten blog post (September 28, 2020).]

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